Joke Title: Who Needs Prayers? A lady 

approaches a priest and tells him, 

“Father, I have a problem. I have these 

two talking female parrots, but they 

only know how to say one thing. They 

keep saying “Hi, we’re hot. Do you want 

a date?” “That’s terrible!” the priest 

exclaimed. “But I do have a solution to 

your problem. Bring your two parrots 

over to my house and I will put them 

with my two male talking parrots,… to 

whom I have taught to pray and read 

the bible. My parrots will then teach 

your parrots to stop saying that terrible 

phrase, and your female parrots will 

learn to pray and worship.” So the next 

day, the lady brings her female parrots 

to the priest’s house. The priest’s two 

male parrots are holding rosary beads 

and praying in their cage. The lady puts 

her female talking parrots in with the 

male talking Parrots, and the female 

parrots say, “Hi, we’re hot. Do you want 

a date?” One male parrot looks over at 

the other male parrot and screams,
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“Put your Bible away Idiot, our prayers have been answered !!!!!!!”