A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid

 down some rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what

 time I want," he insisted. "And, I don't expect any hassle from you.

 Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless

 I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, poozing, and card-

playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules," he

 said. "Any comments?"His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with

 me. But, just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock

 every night... whether you're here or not."