Two Little Old ladies๐Ÿ‘ต
Two little old ladies, Connie, and Jean, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒผ


The short one, Jean, leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show”!๐Ÿƒ‍♀️
"You're on!” said Connie, holding up a $10 bill.
So, Jean slowly fumbled her way out of her 

She grabbed a dried flower from a nearby display and held it between her teeth.๐ŸŒน Then, completely naked, she streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.☺
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŒบ๐Ÿ•ถ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ˜„๐ŸŽผ๐Ÿ””
Finally, the smiling Jean came through the exit door to the sounds of a cheering, clapping 

"What happened?” asked Connie.๐Ÿค”
"I won $1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement'!" ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽ–

๐ŸŒนLife is short...