A lawer, a surgeon, and a janitor are going on a camping trip…

when they discover a magical wizard. He says, “I will give you what you most desire if you do someone else’s job for a day.”

The lawyer says, “Easy! I’ll be a kindergarten teacher! How hard can it be to read to a bunch of little kids?” He gets transported into a classroom. He starts off strong, but after two hours, the kids’ screams get to him and he gives up in frustration.

Next, the surgeon says, “I’ve got this! I’ll just be a waiter, all they do is walk around with trays of food all day.” He is transported into a restaurant. After three hours, the annoying customers drive him insane and he quits out of rage.

Finally, it’s the janitor’s turn. He says, “I’ll be an artist for a day.” So he is teleported into an art studio. He takes a bunch of random paint and junk from around the studio and makes an abstract painting which he sells for 100 million dollars.

In awe, the wizard asks, “Wow, that was amazing! How did you do it?”

The janitor replies, “I have a masters degree in art.