Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure

how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into
it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked
out diagnostically, but he just couldn’t get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the
order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process,
but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a
new state-of-the-art method. Husband

#6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how,
but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not. Husband
#7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product,

he was never sure how to position it. Husband 8 was a psychologist.
All he ever did was talk about it. Husband
#9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it. Husband
#10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was…

God! I miss him! But now that I’ve married you,
I’m really excited!” “Good,” said the new husband,
“but, why?” “You’re a lawyer. This time I know I’m going to get screwed!”