Peter loves to drink at the local bar

Peter loves to drink at the local bar, but his wife disapproves of this. One night, he’s at

the bar and he gets extremely drunk. He tries to stand up, but immediately falls to the

floor. He tries this a few more times, but each time he falls to the floor. People offered

to help him, but he said no each time. He finally ended up dragging himself home

and sneaking into bed, thinking his wife would never catch him. The next morning,

Peter’s wife says, “Pete, you bloody worthless idiot, no good drunkard! You were at the

bar last night drinking again!” Peter was confused. “How did you find out?” “The bar

called. You left your wheelchair there.”