WIFE: Darling why are you home this early wearing such a Long face?

HUSBAND: Had a terrible day, I lost all my colleagues today at work.

WIFE: Blood of Jesus! What happened?

HUSBAND: There was a Fire out break down the tunnel and everybody died!

WIFE: What a pity! Darling, I thank God for keeping You Alive. How did you make it out my dear?

HUSBAND: Darling, it was God’s Work. My stomach was upsetting me so, I took a break to ease myself in the toilet. 

WIFE: Darling, thank God you are alive. What would have happened to us??!! I feel so much pity for their families, how are they going to survive now?

HUSBAND: My dear it’s a pity, but the UNITED NATIONS has decided to give the families of the deceased $10 million each.

WIFE: What? !!!! Ten million what? Choi!! Honey, you didn’t do well OK, why are you always absent when God wants to bless us?