Two blonde girls walk into a department store.

They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle.

Sharon sprays it on her wrist and smells it,

“That’s quite nice, don’t you think, Tracy”

“Yeah. What’s it called Sharon?”

“Viens a moi.”

“Viens a moi? What the does that mean?”

At this stage the store clerk offers some help.

“Viens a moi, ladies, is French for ‘come to me.’”

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